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Me: man, Lito is so dramatic how did he get this way?
Lito’s Mom: throws a party with a dozen place settings and wine glasses for guests that aren’t coming and meticulously arranges the tabloids of her son having sex with another man for both of them to see as soon as they walk in just to prove a point about how much she loves and supports him
Me: oh
#please remember lito’s mother and family were all enraptured by a telenovela#like during his actual birth #there is nothing but drama in his bloodline (cypresssunn)