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Pot Sasquatch!

Winter Storm Niko has dropped so much snow on the Northeast that shit looks like the inside of Chris Brown’s nostrils on a Saturday night… and  Sunday morning… and Sunday afternoon… and Sunday night… Allegedly! (Side note: Why couldn’t they have spelled that storm’s name as “Nico.” It’s about time we get some These Days memes.) Jennifer Pagliei of 22News was reporting in Springfield, MA about Niko when in the distance, a leafy, green creature appeared. That thing must not be organic, because if it was, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen’s chef would’ve tackled it, juiced it and served it to his employers.

But that thing that looked like it crawled out from Johnny Depp’s armpits is POT SASQUATCH! Jennifer didn’t notice Khloe Kartrashian’s stoner great uncle at first, since she was doing something called working, but she eventually noticed it and laughed. Pot Sasquatch really is related to Khloe, because look at how it loves the camera.

Pot Sasquatch has been ID’d as the mascot of a local marijuana growing supplies shop. So Pot Sasquatch is actually just a man in a costume and he’s not really covered in the good shit. But still, Pot Sasquatch should watch it, because I have a feeling that Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson are about to take a little hunting trip to Springfield.