1. On culture:
2. On stereotypes:
3. On the Australian man:
4. On wildlife:

5. On magpies:
6. And their victims:

7. On cassowaries:
8. On seagulls:

9. And chips:

10. On this important ruling:

11. On consequences:

12. On étiquette:
13. On fuckboys:

14. On summer:

15. And winter:

16. On Evanescence:
17. And Pacific Rim:
18. On pronunciation:

19. On peak Straya:

20. And that Aussie aesthetic:
21. On democracy sausages:

22. And Bunnings sausage sizzles:

23. On shopping online:
24. On Milo:
25. On job ads:
26. On the census:
27. On building trust:

28. And good judgement:
29. On doing the washing:

30. On TV channels:

31. On overseas travel:
32. And learning languages:

33. On slang:

34. On the election:

35. And the youth vote:

36. On music:

37. On cinema:

38. And Netflix:

39. On bogans:
40. On Kmart:
41. On milk:

42. On the nation's capital:
43. On war:

44. On Eurovision:

45. On commerce:
46. On trolling:
