1. On the Buckingham Palace repair bill:
2. On killer clowns:
3. On Brexit:
4. On the fact Scotland voted to remain:
5. On the post-Brexit currency crash:
6. On the inevitable regret:
7. On England's defeat in the Euros the same week:
8. And on the fact they were booted out by Iceland:
9. On booze awareness campaigns:
10. On Boris Johnson becoming foreign secretary:
11. On Trump's shock election victory:
12. On the fact he was ever a candidate at all:
13. And on American politics in general:
14. On the Tesco Bank hack:
15. On the latest fashion trends:
16. On Taylor Swift's batshit antics:
17. And on Kim K and Kanye's weird-ass outfits:
18. On the Conservative leadership battle:
19. On Harambe:
20. On the fact Nick Griffin still exists:
21. And on this shitey year as a whole:
H/t this video by Tennent's.