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Food can be just as beautiful as jewelry.
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Food brings so much joy. You don't stare anxiously out the window waiting for your bracelet to arrive.
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You don't need earrings to complete your outfit when food does that after the first bite.
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You don't drop everything you're doing to buy a necklace on display. But for pizza? Every. Damn. Day.
6.
Free jewelry? eh.
Free food? YAYAYAYAYAY!
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Does Kim fly to Paris for Cartier? No, she flies FOR THE FOOD.
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Some people measure in carats; you measure in chicken nuggets.
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Food inspires your creativity and awakens your gifts of music.
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Food is something you and Bae both can enjoy.
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Jewelry that looks like food is a nice try, but you don't want s'mores on your ears, you want them in your mouth.
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Again, you can't eat jewelry. But there is ONE exception:
