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A tote that perfectly describes every part of a dachshund's body, from snout to tail.
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A ring that shows how your love for doxies has no end, just like a circle.
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Dachshund-shaped earplugs for when people just won't stop hounding you.
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A cute-as-a-button bookmark so you don't have to dog-ear your books.
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A golden stapler to make your desk look officially adorable.
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A shirt that leaves no mystery about your favorite activity.
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A highly-informative mug detailing dachshunds' long list of skills.
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A letter organizer to help you sniff our the best way to store all your mail.
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A dachshund-shaped ice tray that'll cool down your drinks when you feel like a hot dog.
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A lamp that'll light up your life as much as dachshunds do.
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A shirt that announces to the world how powerful you are.
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A toaster that emblazons your breakfast with a picture of the best kind of sausage.
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A menorah that proves that dachshunds are the perfect size for celebrations.
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Bookends that'll get better and better as your book collection grows.
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A pair of socks that'll make your feet look like real wieners.
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A poster with totally accurate yoga poses dachshunds can do.
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A hand-stitched napkin set showcasing dachshunds in their most fanciful states.
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And a blanket that's (almost) as good as snuggling up under 100 dachshunds.
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