So you all know BB-8, the cute as fuck lil' droid who stole the show and all of our hearts in Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
He's so cute that Rey literally chooses him over food at a defining moment in the film.
And he's got a bigger cult-following than pretty much anyone in the galaxy.
Well, hold onto your fucking tits everyone because this week it was revealed that BB-8 will have his own arch-nemesis in The Last Jedi, enter: BB-9E.
There's a new disturbance in the Force. Introducing the First Order's latest menace, BB-9E. https://t.co/nSX5fVOcMt… https://t.co/zdKExzBIrb
OH MY GOD, GUYS, WE MUST PROTECT THEM.
The new @starwars toy from @Sphero is BB8's evil twin, BB-9E: https://t.co/bM2HMJFS8V
And, naturally, BB stans are freaking the sweet fuck out because, first of all, how dare you.
@Leask @GeekyLyndsay you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
The only thing missing from BB-8's evil twin is a twirly mustache! #BB9E
While others are having some major feelings.
why do i already have a crush on evil bb-8
When you insist you're a bad boy but you're so darn cute that no one believes you #BB9E
BB-9E is my son. I claim him. I call dibs. Everyone else go home.
*Snake Emojis*
I'm sorry, the old BB-8 can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, because he's dead. #BB9E
As if this all wasn't perfect enough, director Rian Johnson revealed that BB-9E went by a different nickname on set.
@mattsinger Just be thankful we didn't stick with his obscenely adorable on set nickname, BB-H8
So check out the toy trailer below where BB-9E makes his first brooding cameo as the emo droid of our dreams.
View this video on YouTube
And get hype AF for The Last Jedi and all the adorableness sure to ensue.
My new aesthetic is going to be BB-9E formally BB-H8