What we have here, folks, is a late contender for 2016's dunk of the year, thanks to Derrick Jones Jr. of the NBA D-League.
Jones is currently a rookie for the Northern Arizona Suns in the NBA's minor league after playing one season of college hoops for UNLV. But never mind all that -- let's get to the glorious dunk.
It happened over the weekend, so we'll forgive you if it was lost amid football, the last of Thanksgiving leftovers and -- well, let's face it, not many people watch the D-League.
Maybe we all should, though, after viewing this clip. Here's Jones catching the one-handed alley-oop about two counties away from the rim before somehow slamming it home over a hapless defender.
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Lord have mercy. No, for real -- look how freaking far from the rim Jones was when he caught this thing.

Who does that? Who does that?
Derrick Jones Jr. -- that's who. This is what he does, apparently.
Like, here he is throwing down a windmill alley-oop just a few days prior.
And here's a mix of his best dunks this young season.
Finally, here's Jones flying at commercial airline altitudes in high school.
So come on, Phoenix Suns: Do the right thing and call this kid up to the big show. The fans deserve it.