13 Things Everyone Has Said When They Went Back To The Gym

    What you say: "Yeah, I'm ready for another set of squats." What you mean: "Just kill me now."

    1. "I think I remember how this piece of equipment works?"

    2. When your trainer asks if you're "good to go for a set of squats?" and you say, "Haha, yeah! Of course!" but what you really mean is:

    3. "Shit! I forgot my lock. Oh, and my towel."

    4. "Is everyone silently judging me for taking supplements?"

    5. "Hang on, am i doing this right, or did I just invent a whole new type of exercise?"

    6. "I'm certainly never going to forget my headphones again."

    7. "I can do more weight than this. There's an old man over there pumping more than me."

    8. "Did they change the way this machine works?!"

    9. "You know what? I'm actually gonna go with some lighter weights. I don't want to get too big."

    10. "Dude, that was easy, I'm gonna do one more set."

    11. "Someone's using the machine I wanted. I'll just take a little break and come back later."

    12. "Should I lug all this crap to the gym and shower there, or stop by my place afterwards and end up being late?"

    13. "Now that that's done, let's eat!"