11 Pet Products That Go Too Fucking Far

Unsurprisingly, this sex dog toy is made in the country of love: France. Buy it here.

When your fingers just aren't good enough, buy this.

Have you ever thought, I love that my cat has a toy in the shape of a human penis, but I wish it could be more festive? Well then this is the cat toy for you.

You can buy it here.

Now you can kiss your dog the non-French way. Buy it here.

For the impatient pooch, click here.

I don't understand this. But if you want to ruin Twitter by putting more dogs on it, buy this here.

Not all dogs can jump up on the table and steal your food. But now they can! With this clip-on high chair that you can actually buy.

If you really must, buy it here.

If you or your dog really miss their balls, buy these fake testicles here.

You pet probably doesn't like having their nails cut...but they will LOVE getting them painted! Buy it in assorted colors here.