I ran 4.3 miles, caught some pokemon, and scored a sweet chair, all before 5am. I ran Unabridged, which as you can see actually skips a bridge, but that bridge is inaccessible at this time of day due to construction. So it’s abridged. 

The chair, which I saved from the Free Stuff Table in the trash room, does have a giant crack in one of the uprights, but a little wood glue and some reinforcement will set it right.

I also hatched a Pizza Horse and an Electabuzz, and caught a Poliwag while strolling my ass over the Monroe Street bridge. (All Ponytas are Pizza Horses. I’m going to collect a stable of Pizza Horses.) Interval running: get yo cardio AND catch them all!

New playlist, btw:

Fiona Apple - Good Defense
Steve Miller Band - Take The Money and Run
Tom Lehrer - Werner von Braun
Walk the Moon - Anna Sun
Big Boi - Backup Plan*
Van Vuuren Bros - Activewear
Walk the Moon - Shut Up and Dance
The Kinks - Catch Me Now*
Toren Atkinson - Too High Up Here
Coldplay - Viva la Vida
Tom Lehrer - The Vatican Rag
The Killers - Mr. Brightside
Bad City - Fight as One
Tom Lehrer - National Brotherhood Week
Hall & Oates - Rich Girl
Michael Penn - Walter Reed
Blood What True - Say Wat It Do
A Ha - Take On Me **

* These have been remixed to run 1:30 and 2 minutes respectively, and to take out lyrics I don’t find interesting.
** Don’t you judge me.