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hear me out: a cutthroat kitchen-type contest for fanfic writers. contestants are given a different trope to write each round. sabotages include making an opponent write in first person, requiring them to write in a particular AU, making them incorporate the opening structure of my immortal. alton brown looks over your shoulder while you write the smut.
Oh, god.
A grab bag of horrible euphemisms are on the table, you bid for the privilege of being the only author allowed to use “cock”