1. This fortune seems confusing:
2. But, this one seems too good be true:
3. This fortune is...
4. What?
5. This one is all too true:
What is this?!?!?! When did #fortunecookie become so depressing?!
6. Maybe they should look past his current situation:
Someone I know already. Huh. #fortunecookie
7. Ha, that's one way to discover yourself:
8. Just believe it:
9. Ominous:
10. Control, alt, delete:
11. Thanks for stating the obvious:
12. Simple, but also complicated:
13. What could they possibly mean:
14. Surely there was supposed to be more:
15. My brain...what:
16. Fair enough:
17. This is deep...I think:
18. And finally, OK sure:
