1.
"I'm full, do you want my dessert?"
2.
Just spooning my boyfriend out of his container it’s ice cream
3.
*eats a grape* That was healthy. I deserve a reward. *eats five chocolate cakes*
4.
The cookie dough package said, "Do not eat raw." I ate it raw. I live dangerously.
5.
Just assume I've saved room for dessert. You don't have to ask.
6.
My fatass thought this was a warm chocolate chip cookie filled with some type of melted m&m filling.. ITS A ROCK
7.
When you've eaten way too much but still order a dessert
8.
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
9.
People who bite ice cream scare the shit outta me.
10.
I swear this donut is prettier than me
11.
When someone asks you to share your dessert.
12.
We always knew it'd end this way You holding the last of the ice cream and me holding a knife.
13.
I'm never not thinking about what's for dessert.
14.
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
15.
see you can't do this type of stuff with me because I put whole cupcakes in my mouth 😭
16.
My favorite flavor of cake is more.
17.
Do you ever just out of the blue remember that Martha Stewart & Goop savagely shaded each other with bougie dessert.
18.
100. Chocolate vanilla swirl with cookie crunch
19.
i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday
20.
Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.
21.
dessert is life
22.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake
23.
4-year-old: Can I have a brownie? Me: You didn't finish your dinner. 4: Duh. I had to save room for dessert.