Anonymous asked:
🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚I'm throwing eggs at you 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 egg attack
bulkhummus answered:
🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳 im cooking them faster 🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳than you can throw them
best way to EAT potatoes
baked (with or without toppings)
country fries/wedges
mashed
hashbrowns/tater tots
scalloped/au gratin/etc
french fries/curly fries/etc
potato skins
latkes/potato pancakes
potato salad
potato chips
other?? tell me
i dont eat potatoes
See Resultssister poll to the egg poll bc i looove hearing abt people’s food opinions. if you say “why didn’t you include X” Erm Sorry this is off the dome + thats what other is for … ok i love you. reblog wwith your thoughts
having a little jingly keychain is all fun and games, until you’re walking around somewhere that’s dead quiet…..like oh i’m sorry i just my trinkets are jangling around……n suddenly your the court jester and everyone is pointing and laughing at you for your noisey fucking keychain…..bobo the clowncore
I've been thinking about crop circles and how they kind of just stopped being a thing like 20 years ago and I've decided the obvious explanation is that they were all made by one individual alien who recently retired from the art world after a long career of controversial surrealist art in which he went from one pre-contact planet to another fucking with the indigenous species' corn
Hot take: I actually think men and women are meant to work together and complement each other and not like,,, dislike each other and be divisive.
There should be a universal "my bad" gesture big enough to be clearly visible to other drivers. Like if you see me bend my arm a certain way it should mean "no you're absolutely right Im sorry about that"
A little white flag I can deploy from the roof of my vehicle
A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
tbh people dont talk about how disturbing the popularity of sibling/step sibling porn is nearly enough.
noooo you don‘t understand it‘s not creepy because they‘re not blood-related!!
I can’t remember which blog it was but I remember seeing an anon say they had a theory that the oversaturation of step-family porn was a deliberate choice by the porn industry to normalize and brainwash porn viewers into thinking incest wasn’t a big deal in order to create future porn actresses. I think their reasoning was that 80-90% of porn actresses reported being molested and SA’d as children and a majority of SA perpetrators are family members or adults close to the family of the victim. So the theoretical plan was to brainwash a generation of men into thinking incest wasn’t a big deal, which would embolden them to molest and assault young girls, thereby creating a generation of traumatized women to become fodder for porn and sex work.
A lot of people around me are having kids and every day it becomes more apparent that hitting your children to punish them is insane because literally everything can be a horrible punishment in their eyes if you frame it as such.
Like, one family makes their toddler sit on the stairs for three minutes when he hits his brother or whatever. The stairs are well lit and he can see his family the whole time, he’s just not allowed to get up and leave the stairs or the timer starts over. He fucking hates it just because it’s framed as a punishment.
Another family use a baseball cap. It’s just a plain blue cap with nothing on it. When their toddler needs discipline he gets a timeout on a chair and has to put the cap on. When they’re out and about he just has to wear the cap but it gets the same reaction. Nobody around them can tell he’s being punished because it’s in no way an embarrassing cap, but HE knows and just the threat of having to wear it is enough.
And there isn’t the same contempt afterwards I’ve seen with kids whose parents hit them. One time the kid swung a stick at my dog, his mother immediately made him sit on the stairs, he screamed but stayed put, then he came over to my dog and gently said “Sorry Ellie” and went back to playing like nothing happened, but this time without swinging sticks at the nearby animals.
The psych nerds found out ages ago that punishments that make the child think for a few minutes (about one minute or year of age until they're tweens) is much more helpful to develope social intelligence and understanding than punishments which prevents thinking, like the ones that involve pain. In fact, corporal punishment encouraged lying, extreme reactions, violent outbursts, go figure, they don't trust you.
This is all really fucking serious and important and I'm mainly reblogging for that, because this correct mentality needs to be spread around more, but I'm also reblogging because I absolutely lost it at the child who dreads having to wear the normal blue hat of shame.
I have said since I was in high school that being hit didn't make me behave: it made me resentful and sneaky.
me constantly: am i allowed to do this? is this okay? am i okay? am i doing this wrong? is there a problem i created? can someone tell me if im doing this wrong?
am i doing enough? am i doing enough? am i doing enough? am i doing enough? am i doing enough? am i
