1.
"Nopales? Ew. I don't want to eat that."
2.
"Mom, can I go sleep over at my friend's house?"
3.
"¡Chinga tu PUTA MADRE!"
4.
"OMG. I look so Mexican in that picture."
5.
"I DON'T WANT TO GO TO CHURCH!"
6.
At the dinner table: "Can I be excused?"
7.
"Mom... I have a boyfriend."
8.
"Can I get an N64 for Christmas?"
9.
"Mom... I have a girlfriend."
10.
"I mean, my 'Mexican' name is technically Maria Concepcion Urquidi Dorotea de la Torre, but I prefer to go by Mary."
11.
"Mom... I don't think Santa Claus came to our house."
12.
"Can we go to McDonald's?"
13.
"HEY ¡AMA!, llamame PARA ATRÀS!"
15.
When you answer the phone: "Mom... They wanna talk to you."
16.
For the hundredth time: "Can we go now?"
17.
Crying at Toys R' Us holding onto that one toy your mom doesn't want to buy you: "I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU BUY ME THIS!"
18.
"Can I have a quarter? I wanna get a juice."
19.
"MOM! I'm going out!"