17 Things You Learn After Living With Someone For A Year

They might say they're "really into independent cinema" on their Tinder profile, but you know they just binge-watch MasterChef when they get home from work.

Are they a sexy drunk? A sicky drunk? Or a hungry drunk? The best housemates are the sleepy drunks: They may be passed out on your sofa, but at least that's relatively quiet, clean, and doesn't involve them stealing all your food.

"Dave is drunk, quickly move the washing stand or he'll end up up in A&E again."

"Do you need a cold glass of fizzy water and a cucumber sandwich again?"

When you see your housemate's sheets hanging out to dry and realise you can't remember the last time you saw this rare sight.

How many days in a row will they eat pot noodles before they decide to go shopping? And exactly how clean does a bowl have to be before they will use it again?

Your know if they spend 10 minutes looking for their keys every time they leave the house.

Some people need someone to cry and eat chocolate with, while some people will shut themselves in their rooms for hours, and others are just plain dicks.

Whether that's trying to make them laugh or giving them some space.

If they don't share condiments they're probably fundamentally evil.

Either they're a naked person and are all, "Oh, come into my room while I'm moisturising my entire body," or they'll forget to lock the bathroom door. One way or another, it will happen at some point during the year.

You'll probably end up taking their clothes out of the washing machine, and their biggest, ugliest, slightly stained knickers will fall on the floor and you'll have to pick them up.

Probably after that time you both came home from separate pubs and decided to have an argument about who would survive longer after the apocalypse.