Warning: This post contains strong language that some may find offensive.
Skill level: ninja.
A man on a motorcycle patiently waits his turn at a red light. After the light turns green, he proceeds through the intersection, but a car to his left blows through a red light and t-bones him.
Miraculously, the man on the motorcycle lands on his feet after the vehicle plows into him and he walks away with just a few bumps and bruises.
After some justified foul language, the motorcyclist walks over to the curb where passersby make sure he's okay and the driver of the vehicle apologizes profusely. The bike was clearly totaled.