Funniest Tweets From Women
"The feminine urge to feng shui the exam room while I wait"
"the dentist asking if a monday at 2pm in november works & you just have to be like Well Ok."
"can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book"
"i am one pocket caught on a door handle away from a complete meltdown"
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"what doesn’t kill you texts you 6 months later"
"(Referring to one of my mutuals I’ve never actually talked to) I have this friend"
"Sugar company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?"
"received a wedding invitation with a dress code but there was a missing comma and so it said, 'no white ladies.'"
"crazy that my body cant tell the difference between answering a text and being chased in the woods"
"I’m currently doing this challenge called January. Where you just try to make it through every day of January."