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modifying cars.
I will beat villains by equipping their cars with Feroci RR wheels , a 100% armour upgrade and turbo and a good paint job with pearlescent.Writing sappy fanfictions.
I convince criminals to become good by showing them really sappy fanfics.
Going to Lowes and getting help in under 10 minutes.
I’m not bullshitting, that’s my super power.
I also have the ability to find out whether or not men are circumcised. I never see their penises, they just tell me. Why? It’s my super power!
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Fuck yeah werewolf abilities and using thunderwaves to make my voice heard as well as my sick tunes
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Simping and being a mad scientist, I finally get to inject people with syringes and watch them turn into horrible...
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MYSTIC WEAPONS!!!!! ✨
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I CONTROL THE LEECHES LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
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@withoutalice is my main - I can’t see the future 😅
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I am a shark who likes technology. Pretty cool actually-
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I guess I’m corrupted… and become lost all the time…
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I Summon cosplayers
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Okay Athena
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Making everyone say what the fuck with chaos magic
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I am inside. Right now, I am in my home. However, in an instant, I can be in yours. I can be in your room. I can be in...
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Guess fucker
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Being a gay mum
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I can defy the laws of physics now I guess?
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I’m not sure how to describe it in terms that you’d understand.
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i dont know and im scared
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I wouldn’t be a superhero, I would be the sword wielded by an ancient undead skilled warrior. Not a knight because ew...
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I summon ultima weapon from ff7 to beat the fuck outa u
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I do wacky stuff :3
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