Hi!
levidaenci:
“ los-santos-customs:
“ thepacificrimjob:
“ sluttynuggets:
“ um
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well well
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modifying cars.
I will beat villains by equipping their cars with Feroci RR wheels , a 100% armour upgrade and turbo and a good paint job with...

levidaenci:

los-santos-customs:

thepacificrimjob:

sluttynuggets:

um

well well

modifying cars.
I will beat villains by equipping their cars with Feroci RR wheels , a 100% armour upgrade and turbo and a good paint job with pearlescent.

Writing sappy fanfictions. 
I convince criminals to become good by showing them really sappy fanfics. 

Going to Lowes and getting help in under 10 minutes.

I’m not bullshitting, that’s my super power.

I also have the ability to find out whether or not men are circumcised. I never see their penises, they just tell me. Why? It’s my super power!

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    Fuck yeah werewolf abilities and using thunderwaves to make my voice heard as well as my sick tunes
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    MYSTIC WEAPONS!!!!! ✨
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    I CONTROL THE LEECHES LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
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    @withoutalice is my main - I can’t see the future 😅
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    I am a shark who likes technology. Pretty cool actually-
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    I guess I’m corrupted… and become lost all the time…
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    I can defy the laws of physics now I guess?
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    I’m not sure how to describe it in terms that you’d understand.
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