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    14 Things Everyone Who Loves Black Coffee Is Tired Of Hearing

    Once you go black...

    1. “How do you drink it like that?"

    2. “But isn’t it like so bitter and gross?"

    3. “Did you always take it like that?"

    4. “Do you just drink it like that to seem pretentious?"

    5. “You must be a writer."

    6. “Trying to stay up late?"

    7. “I like black coffee also! With two sugars."

    8. “So you probably like espresso too right?"

    9. Waitress: “Would you like cream or sugar?"

    10. Waitress: “Are you sure?"

    11. “You take it black? Even iced coffee?"

    12. “I’ll take a vanilla latte with whipped cream."

    13. “I’m going to start drinking my coffee like that."

    14. “Are you on a diet?"

    They’ll never understand us.