Buzz·Posted on Sep 17, 201421 Secrets Everyone With A Sweet Tooth Won’t Tell YouLet's be honest, you just have sweet "teeth."by Christian ZamoraBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You were the LEGEND who stole the damn cookies from the cookie jar. View this photo on Instagram 2. It's hard for you to have a healthy relationship with someone because pie is your bae. View this photo on Instagram 3. You're pretty damn jealous of all those little elves that get to make cookies in a tree all day. View this photo on Instagram 4. You've tried EVERY new Oreo flavor. View this photo on Instagram 5. Your rite of passage is traveling to this mythical ATM at the proper age of 18. View this photo on Instagram 6. You've considered having kids just so they could get you free candy on Halloween. View this photo on Instagram 7. You have a weakness for any product that's dessert flavored. View this photo on Instagram 8. You've never successfully baked a batch of cookies before. View this photo on Instagram 9. The words "sugar free" are EXTREMELY derogatory. View this photo on Instagram 10. You're totally down to name your first born Samoa. View this photo on Instagram 11. Easter is your favorite holiday only because: View this photo on Instagram 12. You only eat other foods to get to the dessert portion of the meal. View this photo on Instagram 13. Frapps are the foundation of your entire life. View this photo on Instagram 14. You've bought yourself cake for your own birthday. View this photo on Instagram 15. You've convinced yourself that your dentist is out to ruin your beautifully unhealthy relationship with sweets. View this photo on Instagram 16. Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chips are the main reason you have trust issues. View this photo on Instagram 17. Your Instagram has more photos of sweets than you or any of your friends. View this photo on Instagram 18. You go to wedding receptions just to eat the cake. View this photo on Instagram 19. The price of your frozen yogurt comes close to a down payment on house after it's weighed. View this photo on Instagram 20. You can't help but constantly think of ways the world would be a better place if it was ran by sweet tooths. View this photo on Instagram 21. But when it comes down to it: View this photo on Instagram