Shenanigans
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The main problem with living alongside a former Trickster God, a reformed Satan, Heaven’s most powerful archangel, a rebel angel, a monster hunter and an ex-demon-blood junkie is that nothing is sacred. You’d think that with four angels and three holy vessels living under one roof, things would be different. You’d be wrong, and your name would also be Adam Milligan because he was the only one (in)sane enough to have expected something different.
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- Part 1 of Shenanigans
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Adam hadn’t screamed. Michael hadn’t screamed. They’d just dusted the bunnies off their bed – well, Michael had painstakingly lifted each one and cooed at it and Adam had more or less shaken them off the duvet, but he thought that ‘dusted’ was a nice verb – and gone to see what the others were screaming about. Sometimes Adam thought they were the only normal ones. He looks over to his mate with a fond smile. It quickly becomes a look of disgust when he sees Michael, Angel of the Lord, wearing a bunny on his head and diligently taking down The Minutes as Dean continues to scream for a tenth minute straight. He briefly conjures up an image of Michael’s clipboard filled with little Deans falling off cliffs and being eating by sharks and saying ‘ahhhhhh, f***ing bunnies,’ or something to that effect as he dies and Castiel brings him back to life again.
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- Part 2 of Shenanigans
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“Lulu, please,” Michael whines.
“For the last time, we are not getting a puppy!” Lucifer scowls. He’s the last line of defense against his puppy nonsense. Everyone else had long ago agreed to indulge Michael in his childish whim mostly so they’d no longer have to hear his whining. He’s tired of Michael’s whining, too, but he the need to be stubborn is far more compelling than his need for peace and quiet. He knows that if the stronger archangel wanted to, he could just manifest a puppy here and now and there would have been nothing any of them could do about it, but they’d agreed to do things the human way.
“But Lulu, it’ll be a magical puppy that never ages so it’ll stay cute forever!”
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- Part 3 of Shenanigans
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Lucifer's favorite holiday is Cuddle Up Day.
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- Part 4 of Shenanigans
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Lucifer gets arrested for showing a local tree a little bit too much love on Love a Tree Day.
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- Part 5 of Shenanigans
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Michael just wants to celebrate Bake Cookies Day as a family. Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 6 of Shenanigans
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Each member of Michael's flock lists what they're most thankful for.
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- Part 7 of Shenanigans
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Michael hates it when outsiders give members of his flock untoward attention. It’s his job to protect their honor, after all even though the humans insist that they’re grown men and the angels insist that they’re warriors of God and everyone insists they’re able to take care of themselves. They’re his family, though. He can’t help it.
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- Part 8 of Shenanigans
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Every December 20th, Michael makes it snow. Lucifer dresses the dachshund in an elf costume and a little reindeer headband and Gabriel dons a Santa hat. Dean makes hot chocolate and Sam prepares a playlist while Adam takes care of the practical matters like making sure the door is locked behind them and sending apology cards to angry homeowners that have seen them around before and are convinced that they’re all devil-worshipers. (Only Sam and Gabriel are, and only sometimes.)
Then they go caroling.
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- Part 9 of Shenanigans
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It's Pi Day, and Michael is baking a pie because he's awesome, Lucifer is insulting humanity again, Gabriel is having a separate conversation, Castiel is feeding Dean pie, Dean is enjoying being fed pie, Sam is convinced Lucifer enjoys sleeping in the couch, and Adam really wishes Michael would stop calling him a child.
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- Part 10 of Shenanigans
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So YOU’RE looking to avoid sleeping on the couch tonight. I get it. Maybe you’re a reformed personification of evil and you slip up an insult entire species sometimes. Or maybe you’re just too good at sex and it’s overwhelming to your partner(s). Maybe you’re just too handsome. Maybe your partner sends you to the couch for no reason whatsoever. No matter why you’re looking to avoid the Couch of Doom, following these five easy steps will get you back into your loved one’s bed (and hopefully their pants, too) in no time at all.
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- Part 11 of Shenanigans
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Michael and Adam take Lucifer, Gabriel, Castiel, Dean, and Sam trick-or-treating and Michael manages to use the word 'children' correctly for the first time ever.
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- Part 12 of Shenanigans
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They’re each allowed one rule on April Fool’s Day.
Michael’s is, “Let’s not do April Fool’s this year. Please? Maybe?”
Dean’s is, “Baby is Off Limits.”
Gabriel’s is, “Don’t touch my candy. Or else.”
Lucifer’s is, “Don’t touch my human. Or else.”
Sam’s is, “Please don’t mess with my hair. Or the refrigerator. Or- Yes, Luce, I know that counts as more than one rule, will you shut u- Oh, fine. Just leave my hair alone. No, Gabe, that doesn’t make me a girl. It doesn’t make me Rapunzel, either, Castiel. Dean, tell your boyfriend to lay off the Disney movies!”
Castiel’s is, “As long as I can still have sex with Dean, I’m good.”
And Adam’s is, “God, Mike, will you please stop asking me? Ugh, just tell them not to kill each other, okay?”
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- Part 13 of Shenanigans
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Michael, Lucifer, Gabriel, Castiel, Dean, Sam, and Adam have a contest to see who can kiss in the most romantic way.
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- Part 14 of Shenanigans
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Michael celebrates Letter Writing Day by writing each member of his family a letter. "They're not love letters," he insists. (They're love letters.)
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- Part 15 of Shenanigans
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Dean finds the Holy Grail of holidays - Great American Pie Month. What could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 16 of Shenanigans
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Michael is a dark, dark character who enslaves Lucifer, Gabriel, Castiel, Dean, Sam, and Adam. Or at least that's what he likes to think.
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- Part 17 of Shenanigans
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Michael, Lucifer, Gabriel, Castiel, Dean, Sam, and Adam adopt a cat. It goes about as well as it to be expected.
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- Part 18 of Shenanigans
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Castiel celebrates Honey Month the only way he knows how - by spreading his favorite sticky sweet treat over Dean's Jesus.
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- Part 19 of Shenanigans
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How NOT To Sleep on the Couch, By Lucifer - Part Two
Hey, Lucifer AKA The Devil AKA the person you'd think Satanists would pray to, but sadly they don't. This November, you have a fool-proof way to get out of sleeping on the couch no matter what you do. Let's go test it on Sammy. ;)
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- Part 20 of Shenanigans