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    16 Gifts "Sharknado 2" Gave The World

    #GodsWork

    1. "Think Pieces."

    24 hours from now, you'll be swimming in Sharknado 2 thinkpieces. Enjoy your life 'til then.

    2. Second leases on life.

    @PerezHilton gave his life so Jared from Subway could live. He is a real American hero. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

    3. Tara Reid's dulcet tones.

    BRB, changing my ringtone to Tara Reid crying. #Sharknado2

    4. Next season of The Real World.

    Andy Dick! Downtown Julie Brown! Billy Ray Cyrus! OMG #Sharknado2 is like the modern day Love Boat.

    5. How To Survive a Sharknado, New York Times bestseller.

    The most unrealistic thing about #Sharknado2 is Tara Reid writing a book.

    6. 32 oz of freedom.

    Ian Ziering is being given dangerous weapons outlawed in NYC to fight off sharks. So when will he be given a 32 oz Big Gulp? #Sharknado2

    7. #UrbanLegend2k14

    The other way to get rid of a sharknado is to make it say its name backwards. #Sharknado2

    8. Tara Reid's audition for the next Evil Dead.

    I thought @TaraReid couldn't get any more perfect... Then they put a circular saw on her hand. #FlawFree #InternationalBadass #sharknado2

    9. The latest volume of Zagat.

    Whoever wrote #Sharknado2 must have heard about New York from a three TV commercials and a meth addict who visited once.

    10. The next great Syfy hit.

    .@SyfyTV, okay what about Barknado with adorable blood thirsty puppies?

    11. People to unfollow.

    Unfollowing everyone who wasn't in Sharknado 2

    12. Sharknado 2: The Feminine Mystique.

    #Sharknado2 passes the Bechdel test because ladies are talking to each other about sharks. And then being eaten by sharks.

    13. The ability to let it go.

    14. THE BEST MARVEL POST CREDIT SEQUENCE!!!!!

    Spoiler Alert: At the end of Sharknado 2, Samuel L Jackson asks Tara Reid to join The Avengers.

    15. A search for a missing hand.

    I hope they find Tara Reid's hand @SharknadoSyfy

    16. An Oscar-worthy film.

    Well, #Sharknado2... due to the most technical definition... you were a movie.