All you can do is the best you can do.

rosaline-queen-of-apricots:

my looks, ranged by how many fuck I give:

-2 fucks and beyond - “what’s wrong with that poor thing?”  (jammies, fuzzy hoodie, slippers with kitties, why am I even outside?)

-1 fuck - probably a witch (not even sure what’s on me but it’s wierd and stained)

-0.5 fucks - local weirdo suspected of witchcraft (inappropriate old clothes that should not be worn outside)

none fucks - spinster (I’m wearing clean clothes)

+0.5 fucks - schoolteacher from the 50s (I’m wearing presentable clothes)

+1 fuck - average schmuck  (I’m going to the store/to work because I have to)

+1.5 fucks - that nice neighbor  (I’m going to the store/to work in a good mood)

+2 fucks - woman about town  (job interview, coffee with friends)

+3 fucks - “whoa, you’re pretty! since when? -fuck off”  (weddings, graduations)