Bad conlanging ideas

A conlang where the words for west, east, north, and south are derived from the words for “left-wing”, “right-wing”, “authoritarian”, and “libertarian”.

A future dialect of English where “69” is grammaticalized into an affix marking a reciprocal verb.

A language with a small number of verbs that combine with nouns to make actions, with the verbs in question being HTTP request methods.

allocutive agreement that marks whether the listener is a man or a woman: binarist, overdone, old information

allocutive agreement that marks whether the speaker has a crush on the listener: inclusive, novel, transformative

A conlang, but the only way to learn it is entering a multilevel marketing scheme.

Old Kay(f)bop(t). Reconstructing Old Kay(f)bop(t) can reveal much information about Kay(f)bop(t) that is of no use whatsoever. The modern fedora hat phoneme was formed by the merger of a pork pie hat and a Bavarian hat. The greater/less than $10 suffixes originally referred to 10 cents and there was formerly another suffix meaning “beyond material value” which has disappeared from modern Kay(f)bop(t). The proto-language had dental fricatives which evolved into the faciomanual click (because people face-palmed every time they pronounced them wrong) although before voiceless consonants they instead became a clap (it’s a long story). Old Kay(f)bop(t) was written in English phonetic spelling.

Create a conlang set on the Boiling Isles, with the singular, plural, and witches’ dual.

A conlang written in the form of Super Mario Maker 2 levels. Enemy placement, music choice, course elements, etc. correspond to words, parts of speech, and so forth.

A future English where fə- is the obligatory accusative prefix. It originates as a phonological reduction of “the fuck out of” as in “I put down the fuck out of this glass.”

<i> represents two different vowels if the tittle is a dot, like normal, or a heart.