1. You will party every day all day.
What really happens:
2. Dating a senior as a freshman will be really cool and romantic.
What really happens:
3. Your dorm room will look like it's straight out of a Pottery Barn catalog.

Naps on naps.
12:00 a.m. rolls around, people get a little sloppy, you're really tired, and it's time to GTFO.
Dating a senior as a freshman is kind of creepy, and doesn't work.
You'll be lucky if you can even fit a Pottery Barn catalogue in it.
You've got that healthy eating lifestyle on lock.
Unless you go to a school with a ton of stairs and healthy food, you'll be making quite a few late night Taco Bell runs.
You stick with your roommate until you gradually develop friends through classes and clubs.
You will say you're going out, then fall asleep before getting ready.
If you don't go to class and study, your week before finals will be a living hell.
Tons of freshmen are trying the whole long distance thing or they're going after upperclassmen.
There's a large possibility your roommate will just be a roommate, or even worse...
With all this free time, you'll think of so much more to do than work out.
Your parents will soon realize you're not using their money for books.
You'll use that free afternoon as an invitation for a nap.
All-nighters are the worst thing that ever happened to you.
It goes by that fast.