Why would you turn the princess into a swan though. Don’t you realize how terrifying swans are? Don’t you realize they can break your neck with their wings? Have you seen an angry swan? People have suffered severe injuries from swan attacks and you want to turn your captive princess into a bone-breaking rage machine? Are you sure of what you are doing, sir?
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