DEPRESSION AND CODE:
»># Your brain is a computer
»># Depression is a computer virus, mangling data and messing up your input/output.
»># It adds extra information to strings
»> partner “She loves me”
»> partner = partner + “, but she’s getting tired of me”
»> partner
‘she loves me, but she’s getting tired of me’
»># It fucks up your math:
»> x = 20
»> def people_who_care_about_me (x)
return x
»> people_who_care_about_me(x)
20
»> de: people_who_actually_(x)
return x-x
»> people_who_actually_care(x)
0
»> people_who_care(x) = people_who_actually_care(x)
»> people_who_care(x)
0
»># And it screws up how your system works.
»>str (“everything will be ok. you are loved.”)
syntax error: invalid syntax
»># Depression impairs the functions of how you manage and cope:
»> import pull_yourself_together
Traceback (most recent call last):
File “<pyshell#136>”, line 1, in <module>
import pull_yourself_together
ImportError: No module named ‘pull_yourself_together’
»># but it leaves less useful information
»>import getting_through_the_week
»>dir (getting_through_the_week)
[‘alone’,’apathy’,’crying’,’doubt’,’drinking’,’empty’,’frustration’,’hopeless’,’idiot’,’lethargy’,’moody’,’needy’,’powerless’,'restless’,'slow’,'stupid’,'tired’,'unlikeable’,'unlovable’,'useless’,'worthless’]
»># and it will screw up your resources
»>import friends
ImportError: No module named ‘friends’
»>help
NameError: you cannot access help at this time.
»>help
you cannot access help at this time
»>help
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