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Can you please give me some TikTok rage bait ideas I’ve only successfully done it a few times but I have writers block 🥺 dating employment motherhood anything but maybe not politics

 
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i first heard about incels in one of your posts here, you wrote "these niggas made a movement about not getting pussy" and that's still how I describe it to people to this day

 
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Can you non partisanly explain the conflict that is going on in the Gaza Strip?

 
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Imagine how draining it is to do intellectual labor for people who couldn’t be bothered to read a book at any point in the last 20 years and collectively drove the world into shit hole it’s in now.

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I came to America around eight years old, and I remember being in bed for July 4th and hearing fireworks going off for the first time, I was terrified. I hurried to my parents room but the door was locked and I remember sobbing trying to turn the knob and crying in the hallway, my father finally opened the bedroom door and picked me up, but his fingers were kind of wet. I remembered this randomly in middle school, and I realized why his fingers were wet, I’ve been wanting to fight this nigga ever since .. I can still feel his wet finger tips on my forearm

 
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I just want to say as someone who is naturally inquisitive, and big on critical thinking. You and FD Signifier are probably the only two people online, where I will seriously consider what you’ve said and at it to my arsenal of information without deep research to nit pick.

 
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This is high praise, thank you 🫡

Times like this are when people who’ve actually done the work will shine.

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It must hurt to watch someone in the same league as you get drafted to your city, & become so important and loved to that city. Players like Derrick Rose, Dwayne Wade, Steph Curry, Kobe Bryant & Jordan mean so much to the city they were drafted

 
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I know Dame Lillard always felt some kinda way about steph curry being a God in the bay when Lillard is from Oakland. To his credit, I think he’s gotten better about it late into the his career.

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King, You can choose five vinyls that define your music taste from any genres, what are you picking?

 
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2pac - Makaveli

Rage Against The Machine - The Battle of Los Angeles

Kanye - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

Suga Free - Street Gospel

Tee Grizzley - My Moment

Killer Mike - I Pledge Allegiance to the Grind 2

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hey king. not to sound paranoid, but do you have any practical tips to get ready for the coming months/years?

 
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kingjaffejoffer Answers:

Get another stream of income. Start stacking now.

We absolutely have another recession coming, the economy is about to go to shit. By mid 2026 things will be tangibly worse than they are now.

kingjaffejoffer:

https://www.reddit.com/r/economicCollapse

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hey king. not to sound paranoid, but do you have any practical tips to get ready for the coming months/years?

 
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kingjaffejoffer Answers:

Get another stream of income. Start stacking now.

We absolutely have another recession coming, the economy is about to go to shit. By mid 2026 things will be tangibly worse than they are now.

https://www.reddit.com/r/economicCollapse

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hey king. not to sound paranoid, but do you have any practical tips to get ready for the coming months/years?

 
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Get another stream of income. Start stacking now.

We absolutely have another recession coming, the economy is about to go to shit. By mid 2026 things will be tangibly worse than they are now.

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King years ago I bet you Takeoff solo album would sell more than Offset first week, which I lost. In turn I had to buy a bunch of stickers from your website. I finally lost my water bottle after all these years, stickers still were still in excellent condition. You wouldn’t happen to have an additional “Bampell noodle Su woop” sticker laying around I can cash app you for? That was one of my favorites, which I probably will never come across again

 
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Ugh you were like 3 weeks too late, I JUST put those stickers in storage recently.

Also RIP Takeoff. I wasn’t a fan but he didn’t deserve to die over nothing the way he did.

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2024 about to end, and I’m pretty sure I have a porn addiction, gambling addiction, scrolling addiction, & use sex as an additional coping mechanism

 
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Don’t feel too bad, this is what our society is set up to produce. There are no guardrails, no fucks to give, no responsible adults behind the curtain making sure everything is okay. Just a collection of grifters.

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How are you coping with all this King? I knew it was coming because this has always been Amerikkka, but I'm alternating between waves of fear and anguish and rage.

 
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Emotional eating and disassociating, mostly.

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since america has failed us again and put trump back in office, what you think is happening during these next 4 years? is there any hope that a young democrat that can emerge for the 2028 presidency?

 
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People have no idea what they’ve just unleashed. The America we grew up with is dead and is never coming back.

Tougher times than you have ever experienced are coming.

kingjaffejoffer:

Dej Loaf only released one song in her career and it was more menacing than anything Drake’s ever made. 

10 years of hate 🏆

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