25 McDonald's Items You Can't Get In The U.S.

Don't freak out: There is no ACTUAL squash in this. It's blue bubble gum syrup and cute marshmallows mixed into the standard soft-serve.

OH MY GOD IT'S AN OREO CONE.

Just one of McDonald's India's many vegetarian options, the McSpicy Paneer is a "burger" consisting of soft crispy coated paneer cheese, lettuce, and a tandoori mayonnaise.

That's right, British McD's has MOZZ STICKS. *organizes petition to bring these to America*

Some European McD's will sell you beer. All McD's should sell you beer.

Basically a cheese and tomato sauce Hot Pocket.

Head north of the border to score some gravy and cheese curds on top of McDonald's fries, in case you are interested in Death by Sodium.

It's like a McDonald's hot apple pie, but with purply taro root filling.

Three bratwursts, mustard, and onions form the German version of the Big Mac.

If you enjoy eating seafood procured by massive fast food conglomerates, fried shrimp cocktail can be found at Mickey D's in Eastern Europe.

Savory.

Yes, some McDonald's have CURLY FRIES.

Fly to New Zealand to experience the Kiwiburger, which consists of a beef patty, a fried egg, beetroot, tomato, lettuce, cheese, onions, mustard, and ketchup on a toasted bun.

Kranky is a Mexican candy that's essentially chocolate-covered Frosted Flakes. At McDonald's you can get it mixed into your McFlurry. Yum. And it's fun to say.

Chicken and flatbread comprise a pita sandwich at McD's in the Middle East.

Well, that looks tasty.

A piece of fried chicken that comes in a paper pouch and with a little packet of spices you can shake over it.

It's never too early for chicken.

Hmmm.

A beef patty with jamón iberico, Manchego cheese, olive oil, lettuce, and tomato on a ciabatta-type roll.

Rotini and arugula mix with tiny balls of mozzarella for one of McDonald's lighter options in France.

Just a stick of pineapple.

Mexican McD's has not only fries, but also POTATO WEDGES.

Although usually in classic Coke and soft-serve form, the McFloat surfaced this summer in four Sprite varieties: Blueberry Sprite McFloat, Green Apple Sprite McFloat, Four Seasons Sprite McFloat, and Honey Banana Sprite McFloat.