Dear Frenchie: Adorable Advice From French Bulldogs

A: I am going to say yes, but with this stipulation: you have to take your best friend with you. And I think you know who I mean. *ahem*

A: Only one thing to do. Go over there and *boop* 'em on the nose. All of your problems will be solved.

A: Def sit on them.

A: I'm afraid I have my personal stylist to thank for that one. But I CANNOT stress color-coordination enough.

A: Pounce at yourself in the mirror a bunch of times while showering yourself with compliments. You'll feel like you're on top of the world!

A: Leashes are actually overrated.

A: Sometimes playing sports can tap into that competitive vibe which can help you channel a more 'go-getter' attitude.

Just make sure you're bigger than the ball. That can be awkward.

A: Um, kids are so easy. Just let them ride in the grocery cart. Duh.

A: Pretend you're totally fine.

And eventually, after months of fake smiling and feigning confidence, you'll discover that you actually ARE fine. And then you'll smile for real!

A: If you're not doing water ballet, then you are doing it wrong.

A: Just soak up the rays, dude. The other dogs agree with me.

A: I usually lose my shit just BEING outside, but I have to say that the one time I did outdoor yoga was pretty rad... kind of.

A: I think humans generally turn to spirituality in these times of hardship? And If that doesn't work, you can just stare at the toilet as it flushes. That always gives me a renewed zest for life!

A: I can't in good conscience tell you what to do about that, since I'm just gonna end up eating it anyway.