Band of War Dads
Main War Dad:
Dick Winters
- Literally the ultimate Dad
- Looks after his boys and makes sure they get through ok even when he is too high up to lead them anymore
- Firm but fair
- Drinks tea and coffee and tries to keep Nix in check
- Not a quaker
- Notices when things aren’t right with his boys eg. Doc in Bastogne (hell, everyone in Bastogne) and gives sensible advice
- Has the respect of the entire company
- Is clean cut even in Bastogne
- Has a sense of humour despite what people might think
- Trusts his boys in Easy enough to run across a whole damn open field on his own so he can lead the charge
- SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THIS DAD HE IS THE BEST DAD
Scary War Dad:
Ronald Speirs
- Speirs is that Dad that you dread telling about the stupid shit you’ve done because he will actually kick your ass
- However when it comes down to it he is the Dad that will scare the shit out of anyone who tries to fuck with you like Speirs would fuck up the school bully like no-ones business
- Like when the boys had a pretty incompetent CO like Dike, Speirs pretty much singlehandedly solved that problem
- Can sometimes be encouraging???
- This guy will have your back but don’t fuck up or he will fuck YOU up
- Don’t come home drunk.
I’m not a regular War Dad, I’m a cool War Dad
Buck Compton
- Gets on with the boys because he’s cool
- Seriously Buck is that Dad that tries to be down with the kids by like gambling with them and playing darts and hanging out at the bar but will try and subliminally make sure they’re ok and survive through little tips and advice
- Like when he was telling the guys not to do anything stupid like mess around with German guns and hurt themselves
- The most American man I have ever seen I have never seen anyone so American looking
- Has his own problems and tries to hide them because Cool Dads don’t cry
- Will put the boys first EVERY DAMN TIME
- Low key really damn educated and smart
Mid-Life Crisis War Dad
Lewis Nixon
- Nix is the War Dad that will stay at the bar real late and not want to get up in the morning and never does any housework
- He’s also that asshole who will make fun of you pretty much all the time and try to embarrass you in front of your friends
- Really does not give a shit
- However is very smart and will sort shit out for you and get it done even if it means he’s really grumpy with you for a while
- Will also make you laugh when you feel like shit
- Nix would kinda let you do what you want like yeah you go gettem kid I’m gonna go lie down for 20 mins
EDIT: by very popular demand
Damn Fine War Dad
Harry Welsh
- So Harry is that Dad that will pick you up from school and meet all your friends and your friends will end up liking him more than you
- Though tbh you don’t really mind because all you wanna do is make this War Dad proud
- Loves your ma so damn much like he would get her all the cute shit even though theres a war on and things are tight and would do anything for her
- Family man
- All of the Dad jokes
- Will grin and try not to laugh when his boys make a crude joke or does a rude impression and probs get told off by Main War Dad for encouraging them
- Pretty chill like he probably wouldn’t be too mad at you if you fuck up seriously if you fuck up go to Harry and he’ll sort it out DO NOT GO TO SPEIRS
BONUS:
War Mom
Carwood Lipton
- Is very concerned about you
- Played by the nice Wahlberg
- Kinda polite and soft spoken and honest and a good leader and will help any of his boys out
- Will tell his boys off but nicely
- Gets pissed off when mistakes put his boys in harms way unnecessarily
- Keep Calm And Carry On US edition
1. If I had talent I would add “Norman S Dike Jr: WORST DAD”.
2. But no seriously Harry hauled his reserve chute from Normandy all the fuck over Europe. Why? Because it was white silk! And Harry is totally the guy who looks at a huge thing of white silk and thinks about rationing and goes OMG MY FIANCEE COULD MAKE HER WEDDING DRESS OUT OF THIS SHE’LL LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.
3. Seriously if you fuck up do not go to Spiers.
Do not go to Spiers. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, do not go to Spiers.