The Domino's Pizza Tracker, for those who are somehow unfamiliar, allows you to track every stage of your pizza's preparation and delivery.
1. "My order has been placed and I am the Lord of online pizza summoning."
2. "They are prepping the pizza to my exact specifications. Does my power know no limit?"
3. "Hold up. I can customize the Pizza Tracker?"
4. "Wait. There's a ROMANCE theme?"
5. "I'm sorry. There's a METAL theme?!"
6. "My pizza is finally baking. It's gone from a mere concept to a physical reality."
7. "Oh, look, I can see who's making my pizza."
...Rof? Thank you making my pizza, Rof.
8. "I'm going to leave my pizza maker an encouraging comment."
9. "Get the #%&$ out of here. The Pizza Tracker is interactive?"
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This little baker dude does stuff when I press on him. He does my bidding.
Am... am I a god?
10. "Mmmm. Pizza power."
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Pizza and power. Power and pizza.
11. "This is taking a while."
12. "Am I seriously going to eat this entire pizza."
13. "Do you think ranch dressing goes with pizza."
14. "Oh, they're doing a quality check! And boxing it! Finally!"
15. "Still doing a quality check!"
16. "Seriously, how long does it take to check a pizza."
17. "Out for delivery!"
18. "PIZZA."
19. "I should put some pants on."
20. "I wonder what Rof is thinking about right now."
21. "PIZZA'S HERE."
P I Z Z A.