I should just give up. Call it quits. It's over. This cute little kid is better at doing yo-yo tricks than I am at doing anything. Yeah, even things I've done pretty much all my life like breathing or drinking water or cutting my toenails. Even worse for me, he looks so cool (and cute!) doing it. He has so much control over the yo-yo that it looks like it's under some sort of boy wizard spell. You do you, kid. Who cares if the rest of us adults feel bad about ourselves.
The clip shows 6-year-old Kazuya Murata (also known as Yo-Yo Baby) during the Asia Pacific Yo-Yo championships last year. The action starts around the 30 second mark. He's my idol.