When you make a plea offer to the baby-DA... and they turn down your offer with an email citing the "violent" facts of the case and the danger your client poses to the community... and then the baby-DA ends the email with an offer better for your client then the one turned down.
When a former DA joins the PD’s office and then gets a murder discharged at prelim
When the victim of a robbery / attempted murder is asked to identity the person who assaulted him and he points to a juror and says, "That guy looks like him." (True story.)
Anonymous asked: tfw the sentencing guidelines recommend probation for your 19-year-old offender with no history, but the judge gives him 10 years in prison.
When the prosecutor emails your supervisor to complain about you for calling the prosecutor out on her racist charging decisions.
Anonymous asked: When your client calls from prison, upset at you that you haven’t answered his letter… the letter he sent to the court clerk instead of you, who then sent copies to the judge and the DA.
