Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it’s such a bummer that he’s decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes
such a loss
his cadence, his tiny bitchy hand gestures, his cunty little nicknames for people that are insane but also somehow stick to your brain?
“the problem with ron desanctimonious is that he needs a personality transplant, and those are…… noT yet available.”
if he’d laid the garbage fire of his entire soul aside for a wig and heels back in the 80s, we’d live in a better world.
(via @dragonprincessmew )
is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
The Princess Bride (1987)
That first GIF looks so goddamn ‘shippy it’s giving me funny feelings.
GOT IT?
AWESOMEEE #iwanttobelieve
#iwanttobelieve hi felix let’s get believing
i forgot the picture of the puka shell necklaces.
A TENTH PLANE HAS HIT THE TWIN TOWERS
idc anymore. no words. just documenting.
Welp, turns out I’m here for whatever the hell this is!
Also, have you heard of Cary Grant and his husband Randolph Scott? Because the “it was weird in retrospect” joint bank account gives off similar vibes to “we just happen to have apartments next door to each other whenever we can’t live together because one of us is married”.
the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy’s way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn’t expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.
btw this is maybe the single most key distinguishing feature of the terfy strains of radical feminism, the seed all the rest of it springs out of: they have absolutely no faith in the ability of feminism to actually destroy patriarchy. they do not think feminism can truly build a better world. they cannot really even imagine that possibility. they think patriarchy is an inevitable natural consequence of unchangeable biological facts, and therefore the goal of feminism can only be to mitigate the worst effects of patriarchy, not to get rid of it.
they can imagine a society where women get some designated safe spaces without men around. they cannot imagine a society where the presence of men is not inherently a danger to women.
“you are addicted to screens” no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there
there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago
me cross eyed and seeing double:
[/ID: tweets by @/chenchenwrites, saying: “one of my pet peeves is the belief that a poem is just a more complicated way of saying something you could say plainly. no. at its best, every line of a poem is actually the simplest way you could say something—it’s just that the something is complicated & strange & alive.
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a poem inhabits its own clarity, which may be deeply mysterious but that’s different from unclear. and at its best, it is an unparaphrasable clarity. it says what cannot otherwise be said—and it is an encounter with the unsayable (sometimes in the same line!)
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a poem is not ornament. it is oracle. vital opening into wonder.” /end ID]
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOULTHIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.
Smart girls are the fucking best
But like
They did such a good job
The poses
Massive props to the camera person too
One day you think: I want to die. And then you think, very quietly, actually I want a coffee. I want a nap. A sandwich. A book. And I want to die turns day by day into I want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friends, I want to sit in the sun. I want a cleaner room, I want a better job, I want to live somewhere else, I want to live.
In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive
We’ve all been down here too long. I truly think there’s a chunk of tumblr’s population that can no longer survive sunlight.
women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”
popular “average monkey learns one new thing a day” statistic incorrect. Curious Georg,