1.
"And it was the mailman the WHOLE TIME!"
2.
"When he went to look, the bone WASN'T WHERE HE BURIED IT."
3.
"Turns out, she could've eaten 'people food' with no problem!"
4.
"THE RED LASER CAME OUTTA NOWHERE!"
5.
"And the squirrel didn't even flinch when she barked at it!"
6.
"AND THEN EVERY BUTT SMELLED THE SAME!"
7.
"The ball kept getting thrown, no matter how many times I brought it back!"
8.
"On the other side of the fence was just more fence!"
9.
"Turns out, the treats were made for CATS, NOT DOGS."
10.
"THE VACUUM CLEANER WOULD NEVER TURN OFF!"
11.
"And all of a sudden, the cat took a swipe at me! WITH HER CLAWS OUT!"
12.
"The neighbor walking by on the sidewalk didn't hear your barking, so they just kept on walking!"
13.
"The toy. Stopped. Squeaking."
