1.
A plastic bag full of other plastic bags.
2.
Tupperware containers with no matching lids.
3.
Tupperware lids with no matching containers.
4.
The instruction manual for an appliance that got chucked out five years ago.
5.
A genuine antique can of WD-40.
6.
A small box full of used batteries.
7.
A biscuit tin full of sewing equipment.
8.
A "spare" mobile phone, which is actually just your dad's old one and doesn't have a charger.
9.
A charger for a phone you no longer have.
10.
A broken Christmas tree stand.
11.
A bunch of defunct European coins.
12.
All the keys to a house you haven't lived in for 15 years.
13.
Several other mystery keys that no one knows the history or use of.
14.
Some horrible chocolates someone brought as a dinner party gift more than a year ago.
15.
An Argos catalogue from 2006.
16.
The Yellow Pages from 2007.
17.
Years-old copies of magazines like Reader's Digest and the Christmas copies of Radio Times that were never even read at the time.
18.
"Fancy" carrier bags that are "too nice to throw away".
19.
Something commemorating Charles and Diana's wedding.
20.
A £5 coin from the jubilee.
21.
Roughly 4,000 takeaway menus, none of which you use, because you always go to the same places and order the same things.
22.
Leftover wrapping paper that looks suspiciously like the type Santa used to wrap the presents last Christmas.
23.
A rubbish spare chair that sits in the garage and is only brought out a couple of times a year when too many relatives come over.
24.
Assorted toilet books, most of them crap.
25.
Badly shot home videos of events you never want to watch again, marked with handwritten stickers.
27.
A drawer full of shit cards you will never send to anyone unless it's an emergency.
28.
Hundreds of assorted rubber bands.
29.
An unravelled ball of string.
30.
Pencil marks on the wall showing you and your siblings' heights at different ages.
31.
An embarrassing school photograph.
32.
Your old duvet cover, which hasn't been used since you were 8.
33.
An ice cream container of frozen spag bol that has been there since maybe 2009.
34.
Exercise equipment everyone feels too guilty about to throw away. Just in case.
35.
A broken football pump.
36.
Tins of paint in a colour the walls haven't been for a decade.
38.
A box full of medicines collected over the last 20 years, many of which would probably kill you.