Bobby Jindal (screenshot/Facebook)
Detractors of Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal on Twitter have pounced on the hashtag #AskBobby. Designed by the Jindal social media team as a way for citizens to engage with the presidential candidate, #AskBobby was hilariously misappropriated almost immediately by thousands of people.
Jindal will appear at a town hall-style event in Iowa on Tuesday at 6:00 p.m. His presidential campaign's Super PAC invites potential voters to ask Jindal questions on Twitter, leading up to this evening's event:
First town hall featuring Bobby Jindal is tonight in Waukee. Send us your questions with #AskBobby! Be sure to include your name and city.— Believe Again (@Believe Again) 1435690870.0
Thus has a flood of Jindal Internet mockery ensued. A few noteworthy examples:
Did Jesus ride dinosaurs with or without a saddle? #AskBobby— JavyBaez’sChain❄️🇺🇸 (@JavyBaez’sChain❄️🇺🇸) 1435695815.0
When are going away? Soon I hope. Love Louisiana constituent #AskBobby— WeaponizeProgressive 🌹 Power doesn’t listen 2 ppl (@WeaponizeProgressive 🌹 Power doesn’t listen 2 ppl) 1435695635.0
#AskBobby What's your all-time favorite exorcism? Why?— Just Shut Up and Wear a Mask (@Just Shut Up and Wear a Mask) 1435695631.0
How does it feel to sell your soul for political gain and yet not gain anything politically? #AskBobby— St Vitus' Dance Dance Revolution (@St Vitus' Dance Dance Revolution) 1435695598.0
When are widely disliked famous people going to learn how Twitter works?!? #AskBobby— katie kaufman rogers 🫐 (@katie kaufman rogers 🫐) 1435695258.0
#AskBobby How many Robertsons will serve in your WH cabinet and will you start pardoning ducks instead of turkeys at Thanksgiving time?— tellthetruth 😬#Bernt2020😬 (@tellthetruth 😬#Bernt2020😬) 1435695279.0
#AskBobby - are you still opposed to volcano monitoring? Because we need that to live out west. Kinda like NOLA needs hurricane monitoring— Elliott Smith (@Elliott Smith) 1435695132.0
If you're not a scientist when it comes to global warming how are you a doctor when it comes to women's reproductive systems? #AskBobby— PoliticalGroove (@PoliticalGroove) 1435693860.0
Which spice girl is your favorite and if you had a chance, what laws would you pass to oppress them for having a uterus? #AskBobby— Angela Bassett’s missing oscar (@Angela Bassett’s missing oscar) 1435693176.0
You have a phone charger I could borrow? This hashtag is draining my battery #AskBobby— Leslie Sage (@Leslie Sage) 1435692066.0
.@BobbyJindal Who on your team thought a Twitter Q&A wouldn’t open your awful ideas to mockery, and when will you fire them? #AskBobby— Phil Plait (@Phil Plait) 1435691894.0
#askbobby Can I have your stuff after the Rapture?— Rabid Badger (@Rabid Badger) 1435691827.0
If you're going to spend 5 days a week in Iowa can we put the gov mansion on AirBnB & make up some of the deficit you've created? #AskBobby— Larry Larmeu (@Larry Larmeu) 1435690370.0
Did you campaign launch in Kenner for a reason? #AskBobby— Leslie Sage (@Leslie Sage) 1435690257.0
