Tell Us About Yourself(ie): Chris D'Elia

What’s your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
A picture of Keanu Reeves.

When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Club soda.

What’s the one word you are guilty of using too often?
“Like.”

What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
What time my shows start.

Who is the last person that called or texted you?
My brother Matt.

What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
I just had an electrician come to my house that was very Russian and I never understood one sentence he said but I agreed to everything.

When is the last time you went to a theater?
The other day I saw Spy.

What TV show should everyone should be watching?
Undateable.

And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
Hoarders.

What’s the first CD you bought?
Michael Jackson — Dangerous.

What is the one food you cannot resist?
Ice cream.

What music are you currently listening to?
Tech N9ne.

What movie makes you laugh the most?
Softcore porn on Cinemax.

What drives you absolutely crazy?
When people try and be inspirational for the sake of hearing themselves talk.

What was your first online screen name?
I can’t tell you that because it’s still the same and I don’t want random people contacting me.

What’s your favorite emoji?

Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Puppies. What am I, an old lady?

New York or Los Angeles?
Los Angeles baby.

Comedy or drama?
It depends.

Bacon or Nutella?
Bacon.

Coffee or tea?
Coffee, always.

’80s or ’90s?
Eighties.

Britney or Christina?
Christina.

NSYNC or BSB?
And sink. Sorry I’m voice texting. That’s what you get for that answer.

Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
I don’t know the difference because I’m 35.

And finally: tell us a secret.
I cried three months ago listening to country music.