What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

Have you heard the joke about the skunk?

Never mind. It stinks!

Boss: "Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of downsizing. Knock! Knock!"

Employee: "Who's there?"

Boss: "Not you anymore!"

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Heaven!

Heaven who?

Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes?

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?

Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.