Books·Posted on Dec 1, 2015The 17 Funniest Tweets About "Harry Potter" In 2015"When I read Harry Potter in school I identified with Harry, but now reading it as an adult, I fear I may be the girl who cries in the toilet."by Jarry LeeBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. the garbage shit boy @davedittell [on first date with JK Rowling] JK: I've already told you twice I can't get you into Hogwarts. It's not even real. ME: Did you just wink 07:16 PM - 04 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. College Student @ColIegeStudent Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore, I've won the House Cup. 07:01 PM - 06 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Mike F @animaldrumss when i read harry potter in school i identified with harry, but now reading it as an adult, i fear i may be the girl who cries in the toilet 04:30 PM - 05 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. a @hp_things kylie jenner bought a house at 17?? harry potter saved the wizarding world and destroyed voldemort at 17 10:25 PM - 16 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. local badboy, @hippieswordfish ME: any advice DAD: its ok to embellish a little [later at job interview] INTERVIEWER: tell me about yourself M: i wrote harry potter 04:30 AM - 08 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Mallory Ortberg @mallelis I don't care if Voldemort kills them all, I just want a version of HP where Hermione refuses to do Ron and Harry's homework for them 11:48 PM - 08 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Stats Britain @StatsBritain Top 3 things Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley aren't good at: 1 Naming children 2 Naming children 3 Naming children 01:08 PM - 11 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt My phone changed the word "horcruxes" to "hot dudes" like it wishes I were cool and popular and not an adult tweeting about Harry Potter. 10:47 PM - 26 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn [reading Harry Potter] Me: Do you know what's going on? 3-year-old: He went to lizard school. I'd correct her, but her version is better. 12:10 PM - 31 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Frank Lesser @sadmonsters "Avada kedavra!" shouted Voldemort, instantly killing Lily Potter and her infant son. The End --George R.R. Martin's Harry Potter 08:18 PM - 07 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn I look like Harry Potter if instead of going to wizard school, he just kept living under the stairs 11:20 PM - 09 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. brian feldman @bafeldman *jk rowling wakes up* what’s today’s tweet *spins large bingo cage* hagrid… is… pansexual and… he later joined isis 02:56 PM - 08 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov [harry potter pulled over drunk driving] HARRY: expecto patronum. pretend u were driving [stag gets behind the wheel] STAG: u have a problem 03:41 PM - 20 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. ristolable @ruinedpicnic J.K. Rowling: "Theres actually a goat with Harry Potter the entire time, its just never mentioned or does anything." 08:13 PM - 12 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sage Boggs @sageboggs Don't worry if you peaked in high school. So did Harry Potter 02:58 AM - 07 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Online Hippo @InternetHippo HER: I thought we could go all the way tonight? ME [smiling]: Only if you're ready *nervously puts on 7th Harry Potter movie* 03:20 PM - 04 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. anti joke apple @antijokeapple how did harry potter get down the hill? walking jk rowling 01:36 PM - 27 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Want more Harry Potter buzz? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Books newsletter!