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Pi Day is just another made-up holiday supporting Big Math and the Math-Industrial Complex.
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Happy Pi Day. don't forget to wear circles or a sentient Death Circle will rise from hell to devour your loved ones
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Today is Pi day in the following countries:
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Pi Day would be cooler if it were Life of Pi Day and I could bring a big fucking tiger to work.
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A cool way to celebrate pi day is to ask someone if they know what pi day is and if they say yes then punch that freaking nerd
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It's Pi Day, Pi Day, gotta get down on Pi Day...
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the first pi day was celebrated on march 14, 1592
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I can memorize Pi up to two decimals. #PiDay
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Hey Pi Day jokes, are you pi? Because you keep going on forever and I swear at some point you're gonna start repeating yourself.
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Today is a good pi day because you can round it up to 3.1416.
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Pi Day just seems to go in circles. I'm waiting for Fibonacci Sequence Day, 01/12/35—that's when I'm going to spiral out of control.
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Happy 14/03/16! This tweet is proudly brought to you by the rest of the world.
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Pi Day is infinitely better than Life of Pi Day when you watch your mother die and use an elaborate metaphor to cope
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Happy Pi Day! I will always be mad at Never Been Kissed for incorrectly stating the number of pi.
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It's Pi Day, so please call all the circles you know and tell them that you love them
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Hope everyone gets laid on Pi Day
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pi day is for squares