60 Minutes Sports put up a preview of their upcoming interview with Marshawn Lynch, and judging by the video, it seems like it'll be a fascinating interview. He speaks frankly about who he is on and off the field, and the producers show how much he marches to the beat of his own drum.
That being said, what's really important here is ... Marshawn Lynch shouting about Taco Bell for a quesadilla.
"All this 60 Minutes bread, y'all ain't took me out to not one dinner. We was right at Taco Bell, and I couldn't get no motherfuckin' quesadilla."
Here's that moment in glorious, infinitely looped Vine.
Say what you want about Lynch, but the four seconds that are encapsulated in that Vine is just hypnotic. You can't look away. You can't mute it. You just want to watch it over and over and over and over and over and ov--
Let this loop remind you of the many instances you could've gotten a quesadilla had you not passed any Taco Bell. And now you're filled with regret, because Marshawn won't stop admonishing 60 Minutes (and, essentially, you) for ruining his non-quesadilla day. You're stuck in this Vine with Taco Bell regret, forever and ever and ever and ev--
You know what? Let's all get quesadillas, y'all.
(h/t Sports Illustrated)
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