We are all familiar with Leonardo DiCaprio's struggle to win an Oscar.
He's been nominated five times and he's never won, which makes everyone really sad, because we love Leo.
We want the best for Leo.
We are all PERSONALLY INVESTED in him winning a GODDAMN OSCAR.
But that all stops today. Today we end it. Because let's face it: Leo doesn't even need the Oscar. Leo has already won everything else.
And by "everything else" I don't mean "every other award." Though, yes, let's be clear: HE'S ALREADY WON A LOT OF AWARDS.
But he's also already won something more important than an Oscar.
Life. LEO HAS WON AT LIFE.
Forget Jack Dawson, THIS YEAR ALONE is enough to conclude that Leo DiCaprio is Supreme Winner of Life.
...then adorably blushed about it later.
This year, Kate Winslet was too focused on him winning awards to appreciate her own successes. That is how much Leo has won life.
Jack and Rose (winning) forever.
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made a joke about him, which I'm pretty sure is what happens when you die.
But Leo would know more about the afterlife and all that, since he MET THE POPE.
He fucking VAPED at the SAG Awards. Life = won.
This year, we learned that Leo would order peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the girl who played Cora in Titanic between takes.
He single-handedly revived the sexuality of the manbun.
He took the cutest selfie ever with Jacob Tremblay, who is also himself quite a winner.
He awkwardly, perfectly photobombed January Jones...
...who took the time to call him out on Instagram. Was there ever a man more winsome?
He also took time to rock while donning his favorite Newsies cap.
He apparently owns more than one Newsies cap, and they were on full display this year.
So was his friendship with Sylvester Stallone, who only associates with winners.
And he took time to talk about the importance of addressing climate change because WINNERS CARE ABOUT THE WORLD.
He even bought the rights to a YA novel about climate change.
Leo happily pranced down a street with Tom Hardy, as only a winner could.
He allegedly outbid Paris Hilton for a Chanel purse that he wanted to get FOR HIS MOM.
This is the face of a winner, guys. Oscar or not, Leo is a winner.
DO YOU HEAR THAT, OSCAR? A WINNER.
