1. Harry Potter and the Elf Who Keeps On Trying to Injure Himself
2. Harry Potter and the What Exactly Is the Function of a Rubber Duck?
3. Harry Potter and the Blatant Mispronunciation of "Diagon Alley"
4. Harry Potter and the Why Would You Touch Anything in a Creepy Store?
5. Harry Potter and the Wow Lucius Malfoy Is a Dick
6. Harry Potter and the One Where They're Late to School
7. Harry Potter and the Ron Should Definitely Not Be The One Driving That Car
8. Harry Potter and the Car That Refuses To Take Your Shit
9. Harry Potter and the Obviously Tape Won't Fix a Wand
10. Harry Potter and the Deafening (But Seriously Cool) Howler
11. Harry Potter and the One Where Ron Can't Stop Puking Slugs
12. Harry Potter and the The Time Filch Cried A Lot About Mrs. Norris
13. Harry Potter and the Why Does Gilderoy Lockhart Even Exist?
14. Harry Potter and the Approximately 50 School Rules They Broke
15. Harry Potter and the Cat Hermione Accidentally Turned Herself Into
16. Harry Potter and the Very Busy Year for Madam Pomfrey
17. Harry Potter and the Bathroom Chats with Moaning Myrtle
18. Harry Potter and the Obviously It's Weird That You Can Talk to Snakes
19. Harry Potter and the Reason You Wanted Learn How To Speak Parseltongue
20. Harry Potter and the Maybe Don't Respond to a Diary That Writes On Its Own?
21. Harry Potter and the DAYUM Tom Riddle HOT AF Though
22. Harry Potter and the Game Against Hufflepuff That Was Canceled
23. Harry Potter and the Help Will Always Be Given at Hogwarts to Those Who Ask For it
24. Harry Potter and the Time They Followed Spiders Into a Forest Without Asking Questions
25. Harry Potter and the Real VIP: The Car, Oh and Fawkes
26. Harry Potter and the Most Useless Person Of All Time: Professor Lockhart
27. Harry Potter and the Time Gilderoy Lockhart Was Schooled By a Weasley
28. Harry Potter and the Time Ginny Let Voldemort Out of a Book
29. Harry Potter and the Sock That Made Dobby a Free Elf... A Free Elf!
