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It clearly isn't a real degree.
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People that study philosophy are just looking for something easy to do.
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You should do something more practical if you want to be influential in the future.
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Or if you want to be powerful or successful.
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And it doesn't have any real life relevance.
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It won't strengthen your ability to reason and debate.
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People that study it are all humourless.
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And aren't multi-talented.
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They're completely uncreative.
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Like, creative thinking is not encouraged at all.
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Nor will it make you more quick-witted or cultured.
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And the people you will meet will be so boring.
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They won't have anything interesting to say at all.
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You definitely won't enjoy it.
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It won't make you more cultured and worldly either.
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And you certainly won't make any money afterwards.
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And it's not like you'll actually become a philosopher!
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It's basically a complete waste of time.
