Comedy·Posted on Jan 27, 201619 Tweets About Tinder That'll Actually Make You Laugh"What idiot named it Tinder and not Quickiepedia?"by Jarry LeeBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad According to tinder, every guy is at a lake holding a fish & every girl is on top of a mountain & that's why it's so tragically hard to meet 04:32 AM - 04 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Greg Dorris @GregDorris When you run out of people to swipe on Tinder, your camera should turn on and force you to look at what you've become. 01:47 PM - 14 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. DaddyJew @DaddyJew *finds soulmate* *swipes left in hopes of finding a hotter soulmate* 05:20 PM - 21 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin Hinder: an app that locates available singles nearby who will stall your life in some significant way 05:55 PM - 05 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn You're using Tinder to make friends? That's cool, I'm at the bus stop waiting for a train. 11:16 PM - 18 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Ben Haydn @redherringbear What idiot named it Tinder and not Quickiepedia? 01:00 PM - 19 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Sage Boggs @sageboggs "Tinder is ridiculous. People should be forming relationships in real life," I tweet 03:45 AM - 29 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope If you swipe Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A on Tinder you unlock your soulmate. 06:08 PM - 06 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. ♡Handsome Tweet Guy♡ @SortaBad A Tinder but for dogs in your area you could meet and pet 05:09 PM - 23 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. PapeяWash© @PaperWash Tinder is great if you want to simulate the feeling of being rejected by women without having to leave the comfort of your own house 08:11 PM - 02 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. some light crying @somelightcrying i love weird tinder [swipes left on a hot girl] [swipes right on a crayon drawing of a dog] [it's a match] oh hell yeah 10:20 PM - 27 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jeffrey Hadz @Hadzilla If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses 09:45 PM - 07 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Randi Lawson @RandiLawson Tinder is what happens when you feed eHarmony Bud Light Lime-A-Rita after midnight 02:15 AM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Chris Worthington @SomeChrisTweets Congratulations! You have a new match on Tinder! 09:53 AM - 13 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969 Date: So… Tinder, huh? Me: Yup. Date: … Me: This is kind of awkward. Date: Maybe we should’ve used real pictures. Me: You think so, MOM? 01:44 PM - 05 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Nathan Usher @thenatewolf "I would kill on tinder" -psychopath, blending in perfectly. 03:24 AM - 16 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. ched @TheDreamGhoul I made a Tinder Bingo game. 06:44 PM - 22 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit "You guys on tinder?" - fun thing to say to people burning at the stake 09:13 PM - 09 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Trevor S @trevso_electric Your Tinder date didn't go well? That's so weird. You'd think someone using GPS technology to fuck strangers would be 100% balanced. 09:20 PM - 23 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite