Most humans have but two hands to carry pizza. That is not enough.
Stupididiotic considered this dilemma and innovated a solution: the Portable Pizza Pouch.
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For $8.00, customers get a triangular plastic pouch with a zip-locked top. The pouch is fitted with detachable necklace for hands-free wearing, meaning pizza lovers can walk around all morning with lunch hanging around their necks.
You'll look something like this.
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Potential downsides include the pouch's smaller-than-average-New-York-slice size and lack of storage for various dipping sauces. You can never truly have it all.
[H/T: Time]